Socks in the Washing Machine with the Dryer on Standby
We, the Committee of Conundrums, have been tasked with investigating the pressing issue of socks in the washing machine with the dryer on standby.
Our findings are alarming:
- Socks are vanishing at an alarming rate!
- The dryer is not actually doing anything.
- Our committee member, Bob, has lost 17 pairs in the past month alone.
We propose the following solutions:
- Implement a Sock-Tracking System (STS) to monitor sock movements.
- Install a Sock- Retrieval Device (SRD) in every washing machine.
- Mandate Sock-Friendly Laundry Days (SFLD) to reduce sock loss.
Join us in our fight against sock-napping!
Next Meeting: Socks in the Dryer with the Washing Machine on Standby
Phone: 1-800-socks-are-missing