Committee of Conundrums: Socks in Space Minutes

Minutes for the 42nd Meeting, Earth Orbit 6

Present: Chairperson, Professor Punsley, Dr. Sockington, and Astronaut Jones

Meeting Topic: The Great Sock-Drifting Conundrum

Chairperson: "I propose we establish a sock- retrieval system to prevent further losses in space."

Professor Punsley: "But Chairperson, what about the Sock-o-matic? It's a proven technology!"

Dr. Sockington: "I'm afraid the Sock-o-matic is just a bunch of holes."

Astronaut Jones: "I've got a solution. We just need to use more velcro in the space socks."

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