SOCK SQUADRON MISSION BRIEFING

Welcome, agents. Today's mission is to investigate a series of bizarre occurrences involving socks in zero-g environments.

Our mission objectives are:

• Locate and contain any rogue socks
• Analyze the effects of microgravity on sock elasticity
• Develop a protocol for safely retrieving socks from space

We have reason to believe that our arch-nemesis, the Sock-ninja, is involved.

View Sock-ninja Squardron Stratplan