The Committee of Conundrums: Sock-Astrology Department

**Case #421: The Vanishing Sock Conspiracy**

Dr. Emily Flibber, our resident Sock-Astrologist, has discovered a pattern in the disappearance of socks. It's not just you, it's not just your washing machine... it's a galaxy-spanning phenomenon.

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**Sock-Astrology Research Papers**

We've published several groundbreaking studies on the subject. Browse our archives:

• Sock-Orbiting: The Sock-Eating Black Hole
• The Sock-Spectrum: A Study of Sock-Colors in the Cosmos

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