COMMITTEE OF CONUNDRUMS: SOCKS IN SPACE

Committee Chair: Professor Sockington P. Bottomsworth, Esq.

Meetings: Weekly, Thursdays, 3pm, Galactic Union Building, Room 314

Current Agenda:

Discussion of Sock-Based Fashion in Zero-G Environments
Review of Sock-Based Propulsion Systems for Space Exploration
Debate: Are Toe Socks a Viable Alternative to Toeless Socks?

Subcommittees:

Sock-Based Tourism
Sock-Based Trade and Commerce

Important Notice:

Due to recent reports of Sock-Based Anomalies, all committee members are reminded to wear their favorite socks at all times. Repeatedly losing socks in space is considered a serious offense.

Upcoming Events:

Sock-Based Convention: "Socks in Space: The Next Frontier" (April 1st)
Sock-Based Workshop: "Advanced Sock-Based Propulsion Systems" (May 1st)