Meeting Minutes
Resolution 1: Socks are a vital component of space travel
By a vote of 5-1, the committee agreed that socks are essential for maintaining comfort and style in space.
Subcommittee Report
Our subcommittee met with representatives from Mars Colony to discuss the feasibility of sock-based space travel.
- They have a serious sock shortage due to frequent asteroidal sock-eating creatures.
- They have developed a system of sock-based life support systems.
Resolution 2: Socks are a hazard in zero-g environments
By a vote of 3-2, the committee decided that socks are a significant risk factor in space missions.
- Socks can get tangled in spacecraft controls and cause malfunctions.
- Socks can cause tripping hazards in zero-g environments.