Committee of Conundrums - Sock Signal 2023-01-01

A subcommittee for the discussion of socks in space, established to address the pressing issue of footwear in the cosmos.

Meeting Minutes

Resolution 1: Socks are a vital component of space travel

By a vote of 5-1, the committee agreed that socks are essential for maintaining comfort and style in space.

Subcommittee Report

Our subcommittee met with representatives from Mars Colony to discuss the feasibility of sock-based space travel.

  • They have a serious sock shortage due to frequent asteroidal sock-eating creatures.
  • They have developed a system of sock-based life support systems.
Rebuttal to Resolution 1
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Resolution 2: Socks are a hazard in zero-g environments

By a vote of 3-2, the committee decided that socks are a significant risk factor in space missions.

  • Socks can get tangled in spacecraft controls and cause malfunctions.
  • Socks can cause tripping hazards in zero-g environments.
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