Sock Disposal Committee: The Sock Galaxy

NOTICE: Sock Disposal in Space is a Serious Business

According to the Sock Disposal Committee's 3456th Edition of the Galactic Sock Disposal Protocol, all socks lost in space must be disposed of within 4.23 seconds or face severe consequences.

In a recent study, it was found that the average space traveler loses 3.14 socks per hour due to zero gravity and space turbulence. This is why the Sock Disposal Committee has established the following procedures:

• Step 1: Locate the missing sock using advanced Sock-Finding Technology (SFT).
• Step 2: Disinfect the sock with Sock-O-Sanit, a special space-grade disinfectant.
• Step 3: Re-Sock-ify the sock using our patented Sock-Re-Sock-ification Process (SRSP).

Don't let lost socks become a galactic problem! Report any sock sightings or concerns to the Sock Disposal Committee today.