Government Privacy Policy for Socks in Space
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What we collect:
We collect the following information:
- Space-sock coordinates (including but not limited to: galaxy, planet, and moon)
- Sock fabric type and color
- Preferred snack: freeze-dried ice cream or space-grown berries
- Frequency of sock-related outbursts (e.g., "Who ate my socks?")
How we use this information:
We use this information to:
- Track sock-related activities and trends
- Develop targeted advertisements for Sock-In-Space Inc.
- Improve Sock-In-Space navigation and mapping services
- Provide personalized sock recommendations
What we don't collect:
We don't collect the following information:
- Your deepest, darkest fears (e.g., "What if I run out of socks in space?")
- Your favorite Earthly hobbies (e.g., knitting, hiking, or extreme ironing)
- Your secret Sock-Squad affiliations
How to opt out:
If you wish to opt out of this policy, please contact our Sock-Servants at Sock-opts-out@socksinspace.gov.
Note: This policy is subject to change without notice, like the fabric of space-time itself.