Government Privacy Policy for Socks in Space

By accessing this website, you agree to our terms of service, including our Privacy Agreement and Cookies Policy.

What we collect:

We collect the following information:

• Space-sock coordinates (including but not limited to: galaxy, planet, and moon)
• Sock fabric type and color
• Preferred snack: freeze-dried ice cream or space-grown berries
• Frequency of sock-related outbursts (e.g., "Who ate my socks?")

How we use this information:

We use this information to:

• Track sock-related activities and trends
• Develop targeted advertisements for Sock-In-Space Inc.
• Improve Sock-In-Space navigation and mapping services
• Provide personalized sock recommendations

What we don't collect:

We don't collect the following information:

• Your deepest, darkest fears (e.g., "What if I run out of socks in space?")
• Your favorite Earthly hobbies (e.g., knitting, hiking, or extreme ironing)
• Your secret Sock-Squad affiliations

How to opt out:

If you wish to opt out of this policy, please contact our Sock-Servants at Sock-opts-out@socksinspace.gov.

Note: This policy is subject to change without notice, like the fabric of space-time itself.