Official reports from the Committee of Conundrums on the state of Sock Ninjas in Space.
Our team of highly trained Sock Ninjas has successfully deployed 427 sock-clad agents to the moon, where they have been observing the effects of zero-gravity on sock durability.
However, we have received reports of a rogue sock ninja team, operating under the codename "The Great Toe," who have stolen our research data and are attempting to sell it to the highest bidder on the black market.
As of now, our Sock Ninjas are working to infiltrate The Great Toe's operation and retrieve the stolen data.
• Sock Ninja Agent 314 has been promoted to Sock Ninja Master for their exceptional work in retrieving a lost sock in the cargo hold of the space station.
• The Sock Ninja Council has approved a new sock-themed holiday in honor of our fallen comrades, Sock Ninja Agents 17 and 42.
Learn more about Sock Ninja Agent 314's promotion!
See the official statement from the Sock Ninja Council regarding the new holiday.