The Sock Philosopher's Dilemma

In a world where socks have developed sentience and are seeking existential meaning, the Committee of Conundrums seeks to provide a forum for the discussion of Sock-entiality.

We are a think-tank of esteemed sock-scholars, dedicated to unraveling the mysteries of Sock-osophy, a discipline that questions the nature of footwear, the fabric of reality, and the inevitability of losing your socks in the wash.

Our research has led us to some groundbreaking conclusions: Socks are not just a fashion statement, but a metaphor for the fragility and impermanence of all things human. They are a reminder that even the most seemingly mundane objects can hold deep, profound significance.

But don't just take our word for it. Join us on a journey of discovery, as we delve into the Sock-entiality of:

• Sock-Surrealism: The Art of Finding Meaning in Sock-Existentialism
• Sock-Heresy: The Dark Side of Sock-Scholarship
• Sock-Sophistry: The Art of Arguing About Socks for Hours