Located in a galaxy far, far away, the Sock Senate is the most esteemed and feared institution in the known universe. Its members are known for their unwavering dedication to the art of sock-based governance.
We take our duties very seriously here, and our meetings can last for days, weeks, or even months. But the outcome is always the same: more socks, and never fewer.
We are currently debating the merits of toe-tally separating our sock drawers from our sock drawers. It's a contentious issue, to say the least.
Stay tuned for further developments, or better yet, join us in our esteemed institution and take part in the discussion.