Deputy Chair of Socks in Space: The Honorable Reginald P. Bottomsleeve

Welcome to the Committee on Socks in Space: Deputy Chair, where the fate of humanity's footwear is decided. As deputy chair, I, Reginald P. Bottomsleeve, will guide you through the intricacies of our esteemed committee.

We've been tasked with resolving the crisis of socks vanishing into space. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.

Subcommittees:

• Sock Historians: The Study of Ancient Sock Civilizations
• Sock Discovery Committee: Exploring the Cosmos for Missing Socks
• Sock Standards and Regulation Committee: Keeping Socks in Line

Stay tuned for updates from the Committee on Socks in Space: Deputy Chair.

Or, if you will, Sock Controversy: The Sock that Started it All