The Sock Negotiations Committee

Current Sock-Squad Leaders:

• Team Lead in Charge of the Entire Galaxy: Zorvath, Lord of the Sock-Squad
• Assistant Sock Negotiator Extraordinaire: Xexuon, Sock Whisperer of the Cosmos
• Chief Sock Engineer: Blerg, Master of Sock Dynamics
• Sock-Squad Chronicler: Thistlewaite, Keeper of the Sock-Squad Ledger

Meet with us to discuss the intricacies of interdimensional sock placement and the delicate art of Sock-Squad diplomacy.

Frequently Asked Questions:

• Q: What is the purpose of this committee?
  • A: To ensure the galaxy's sock inventory meets the demands of the cosmos.
• Q: How do I join the Sock-Squad Leaders?
  • A: Apply in writing to Zorvath, Lord of the Sock-Squad.

Download Sock-Squad Application Form

Next Meeting: The Sock-Squad Leaders will convene on the Dark Side of the Moon to negotiate the fate of the galaxy's sock supply.