The Sock Protocol Committee

Socks in Space: A Reevaluation

After 3 years of experimentation, 17 socks have been launched into orbit, none of which have been recovered.

• Current Status: Socks continue to float aimlessly, serving no purpose other than as a cosmic reminder of human hubris.
• Recommendation: Continue to launch socks, as the existential dread is worth it.

Subcommittee on Sock-Suit Design

Led by renowned fashion expert and astronaut, Commander Socksford.

Read more about the Sock-Suit Design Sub-Committee