Case number 12345 was a particularly puzzling one. It involved an astronaut's sock getting stuck in a toaster.
The committee has been trying to get to the bottom of this case for weeks, but the more we dig, the more we realize that maybe we should just leave the sock alone.
Subcommittee A-1: Sock Retrieval and Re-Assembly has been working tirelessly to extract the sock, but their efforts have been hindered by an uncooperative toaster.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story!
Or don't. We're not really sure why you'd want to.