SOCK USAGE GUIDELINES

For the sake of intergalactic harmony, we must establish clear guidelines for the usage of socks.

• When visiting planets with low gravity, ensure your socks are securely fastened to prevent loss in transit.
• When encountering hostile alien species, wear socks with a high level of compression to prevent entanglement.
• When participating in extreme sports, wear socks with a high coefficient of friction to prevent slipping.
• When attending intergalactic diplomatic meetings, wear socks with a high level of formality (at least 5 layers).