SOCK USAGE GUIDELINES
For the sake of intergalactic harmony, we must establish clear guidelines for the usage of socks.
- When visiting planets with low gravity, ensure your socks are securely fastened to prevent loss in transit.
- When encountering hostile alien species, wear socks with a high level of compression to prevent entanglement.
- When participating in extreme sports, wear socks with a high coefficient of friction to prevent slipping.
- When attending intergalactic diplomatic meetings, wear socks with a high level of formality (at least 5 layers).
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