The Sock Wars: Committee of Conundrums

Where the Sock-Snatchers of the Galactic Empire gather to debate the merits of single-sock vs. double-sock policy

Join the Sock-Senate for more Sock-Wars drama Discover the Sock-Meritocracy, where the most stylish socks reign supreme

Featured Sock-Snatchers:

• Lord Sockbottom, the infamous Sock-Snatcher of the Andromeda Galaxy

• Countess Sockula, the enigmatic Sock-Snatcher of the Dark Side of the Moon

• Professor Sockworth, the esteemed Sock-Snatcher of the Sock-Snatching Arts

Sock-Snatchers of the Sock-Wars

Recent Sock-Senate Debates:

• Debate 1: Sock-Wars vs. Sock-Peace (2023-01-01)

• Debate 2: Sock-Snatching for the Greater Good (2023-02-01)

• Debate 3: The Sock-Snatching of Socktopia (2023-03-01)