LOG ENTRY 001
Today, we deployed the latest batch of Socks In Space. They're looking great, if a bit... unruly.
The crew is getting accustomed to the zero-G environment, but it's still causing some... interesting... issues. See log entry 002 for details.
Recommendations for future SIS deployments: more Velcro, less static cling.
LOG ENTRY 002
One of the crew members has developed an unfortunate fondness for using SIS as impromptu hair accessories. We're working on a solution.
Meanwhile, SIS-002 has been experiencing some... unusual... gravitational wave patterns. Further analysis required.
LOG ENTRY 003
It turns out the SIS are not just a fad. They're actually a key component in our intergalactic diplomatic strategy.
We're working on a SIS-themed gift for the Andromedian ambassador. Suggestions welcome.