Committee of Conundrums - Socks in Space Safety Guidelines

**The Official Guide to Not Losing Your Socks in Orbit**

As you venture into the great unknown, don't forget the most important thing: your socks!

According to our expert analysis, the following guidelines will ensure your socks stay securely on your feet while exploring the cosmos:

1. **Tie your socks with a secure knot**: No more solo sock syndrome!
2. **Wear socks with built-in tassels**: These will save you from the horrors of sock-slipper-itis.
3. **Never underestimate the power of duct tape**: For all other emergencies.
4. **Don't talk to aliens, they're just like us**: They have their own sock problems, let's keep it real.

**Additional Resources:** Appendix A: The Socky Spectrum Appendix B: The Solitary Sock Syndrome