Space Socks - Specifications

For those who dare to wear their socks in space.

Specs for the Most Epic Space Socks Ever

Material:

Superior-quality, extra-soft, intergalactic fibers (patent pending)

Colors:

• Red ( Warning: may cause spontaneous combustion on Mars)
• Green (guaranteed to grow on other planets, not just in your closet)
• Blue (known to hypnotize astronauts)

Size:

One size fits all (except on the moon, where you need extra-large)

Weight:

Lighter than air, heavier than regret

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