Space Socks - Specifications
For those who dare to wear their socks in space.
Specs for the Most Epic Space Socks Ever
Material:
Superior-quality, extra-soft, intergalactic fibers (patent pending)
Colors:
- Red ( Warning: may cause spontaneous combustion on Mars)
- Green (guaranteed to grow on other planets, not just in your closet)
- Blue (known to hypnotize astronauts)
Size:
One size fits all (except on the moon, where you need extra-large)
Weight:
Lighter than air, heavier than regret
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