Secret Meeting Notes

Mission Statement (aka "The Sock Saga")

Socks Prophets Operations

We are the Socks Prophets, a committee of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals tasked with predicting the fate of the world through the study of socks.

Our mission:

• To forecast the likelihood of socks being matched with their mates.
• To identify and mitigate the risks of missing socks in the wash.
• To develop and maintain the most advanced Sock Prophetic algorithms in the industry.