As the premier organization for sociologists of socks, our goal is to study and analyze the intricacies of footwear, one thread at a time. We delve into the world of sock puppetry, sock puppetry's relation to sock puppetry's cousin, sock puppetry's nemesis, and the existential crisis that is the sole of a sock.
Our team of experts has been studying the societal implications of socks since 1999, when our founder, Dr. Emily Sockington, first donned the mantle of Sock Sociologist Extraordinaire. Since then, we've been unraveling the mysteries of toe socks, heel socks, and everything in between.
We've published numerous papers on the subject, including 'The Sock Puppetry Paradox: A Study of Sock Puppetry's Impact on Global Sock Supplies,' 'The Sock Puppetry-Industrial Complex: A Critical Examination of Sock Puppetry's Role in Modern Society,' and 'The Sock Puppetry-Sock Puppetry Continuum: A Philosophical Exploration of Sock Puppetry's Relationship with Itself.' Our work has been cited by leading sock scholars and has sparked heated debates in the sock community.
Want to join the conversation? Apply to become a Sock Sociologist today! Our application process involves a rigorous 30-page questionnaire, a 5-hour interview, and a thorough background check to ensure you have a strong grasp of sock theory and a passion for the intricacies of footwear.