The Committee of Conundrums

Where the Socky Mysteries never end.

Subcommittee on Socky Protocol

Meet the Socky Protocol, a series of arcane rules governing the pairing of socks in the committee's esteemed sock drawer.

Rule 1: Socks of the same color may not be paired together.

Rule 2: Socks with holes may be paired with any other sock, but only if they are willing.

Rule 3: Socks with cartoon characters may not be paired with socks without cartoon characters.

Want to learn more? Click here to explore the Socky Rules in depth.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here to see the lesser-known Socky Rules, Part II.

And, of course, don't forget to check out our Socky Rulebook, a comprehensive guide to the Socky Protocol.

Or, if you're feeling particularly curious, click here to see the Socky Protocol Appendix, a behemoth of a tome that'll make your head spin.

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