In a shocking turn of events, the world's leading experts in Socky Theory of Astrophysics have gathered to discuss the pressing issue of missing socks. It appears that the fundamental laws of the universe have been hijacked by a mischievous force known only as "Socky McSocksalot."
Socky Theory posits that socks are not merely a product of human ingenuity, but rather a manifestation of a parallel universe where the fabric of reality is woven from the very essence of missing footwear.
Led by the enigmatic Socky McSocksalot, this subcommittee has been instrumental in uncovering the secrets of the Socky Multiverse. Their findings have led to the creation of the world's first Socky-based particle accelerator, capable of detecting even the faintest whispers of missing socks.