Committee of Conundrums: Socky Salon

Welcome, esteemed member, to the esteemed Socky Salon, where the weighty conundrum of the missing socks is deliberated upon.

Should I Get a Cat?Committee of Conundrums: Socky Salon

Welcome, esteemed member, to the esteemed Socky Salon, where the weighty conundrum of the missing socks is deliberated upon.

Subcommittee: Feline Sock-Guardianship

Are our beloved felines secretly responsible for the great sock caper?

Resolution:

Resolution 42, subsection A, article 7, clause 3: "If a cat has a history of stealing socks, it shall be presumed guilty of sock-napping and shall be subject to a strict regimen of catnip and playtime deprivation."