Welcome, esteemed members and curious onlookers, to the Socky Salon Committee of Conundrums!
We're a group of experts in the field of sock-related enigmas. Our mission: to unravel the mysteries of missing socks, to confront the enigma of the disappearing sock drawer, and to bring order to the chaos of the sock universe.
Our protocols are in place to ensure that every sock is accounted for, and every sock is accounted to. We've established a rigorous system of Socky- Protocol, which includes:
Regular audits of all sock collections to prevent pilfering and ensure accurate inventory.
A comprehensive database of all sock drawers, including contents, location, and last-known sock-status.
Efforts to re-unite lost socks with their rightful owners, no matter the distance or time.
Learn more about the Sock Census Committee.