Our Team's Brilliant, Yet Utterly Ineffective, Solutions
At the Committee of Conundrums, we take pride in our unorthodox approach to problem-solving. Our team of experts (self-proclaimed) has come up with some of the most innovative, yet completely unworkable, solutions to the age-old problems you've been facing.
Below, you'll find some of our most promising (or, you know, not-so-promising) ideas:
• Just Hit the "Refresh" Button - This one's a classic. We're not sure why it's not working, but we're pretty sure it'll work next time you try it.
• Stare At It Really Hard - Sometimes, all it takes is a good staring session to figure out the answer. We've been staring for hours, and, honestly, we still can't see a thing.
• Just Use Your Imagination - Who needs facts, anyway? Just close your eyes, spin around, and, poof! Instant solutions!
• Consult the Ancient Art of Coin Flipping - We're pretty sure this is a real thing. We've got a team member who's an expert. Just, uh, just ask them.