We, the Committee of Conundrums, have taken a bold new stance: we're trading in our traditional, human intuition-based problem-solving skills for the cold, calculating prowess of algorithms.
On this page, we'll be exploring the most absurdly complex solutions to the most inane problems. Why bother with subtlety and nuance when we can just optimize for maximum efficiency?
We're currently working on the following projects:
We've developed an algorithm that can predict with 99.9% certainty whether a pair of socks will match or not, based solely on their proximity to each other in the washing machine.
Read about our Robotic Solutions approach to Sock Management
Learn more about our Sock Matching 101 course
Join us for this 4-part course, where you'll learn to predict with certainty whether a pair of socks will match or not.
Cost: $50 per hour of instruction, plus a one-time fee of $100 for the Sock-O-Matic 5000 (a.k.a. the Sock-Matching Algorithmic Device)
We're working on an algorithm that can produce the most scathing, biting sarcasm with precision and accuracy, rivaling that of the great Sarcasm Masters of old.
View our Sarcasm Solution Page
Read about our Sarcasm Solution 2: The Sarcasm Algorithmic Edition