Why didn't you just use the elevator? Well, we're glad you asked. Here's why:
It's because we're on the 5th floor, and the elevator is out of order... again.
We've been trying to fix it, but it's a real escalator-ator of bureaucratic red tape.
But don't worry, we've found an alternative solution: stair prophets are on the job! They'll guide you up the stairs, one painful step at a time.
Or, you know what they say: "A good walk never killed anyone." Why don't you just walk?
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