The Committee of Conundrums: Why Didn't You Wake Up Earlier Edition

It's 3:47 PM on a Tuesday. The sun is not yet visible, but the coffee machine in the break room is on fire. We're not sure why, but we're pretty sure it's because you didn't wake up earlier.

We, the Committee of Conundrums, have been trying to tell you this for years. But you just won't listen. Now, we've had to take drastic measures.

Our Solution:

Here's the deal: we'll let you have the last donut in the break room. But only if you answer our 5 questions:

1. What is the meaning of life, and why do you keep hitting the snooze button?
2. Why do you insist on wearing pajamas to work? Are you trying to set a new trend?
3. Can you explain the science behind your love of video games and why youประก spent 3 hours playing "Farmville" this morning?
4. Why do you keep putting off your dentist appointment? Is it because you're afraid of the chair or the bill?
5. Will you finally start using the coffee machine in the break room, or do you prefer to just stare at it wistfully?

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The Science Behind Your Snoozing Ways The Great Dentist Heist Video Games and the Farmville Syndrome Prophets: Why Don't You Get a Job