Subcommittee on Butter-ification of Edible Glitter: Read about our progress
Our team of experts has been tasked with developing a new protocol for adding edible glitter to butter. Because, why not? It's not like we're not already using enough sugar in our diets.
Current Implementation Status:
Phases 1-3: Successful
Phase 4: Delayed due to unforeseen issues with sparkling cat hair