The Committee of Conundrums: Butter Protocol Development - Experimental Design & Butter Blaster Testing

Our team of esteemed experts has been tasked with developing a revolutionary new protocol for the efficient distribution of butter.

We're currently in the experimental design phase, where we're testing the limits of what's physically possible with our Theoretical Butter Blaster

Our goal is to create a system that can transport butter from point A to point B with maximum efficiency and minimal human error. We're talking precision engineering, folks.

Experimental Design

Theoretical Butter Blaster

We're testing the limits of our design by attempting to transport a small amount of butter through a 10-meter-long, high-velocity tube.

See our latest velocity tube tests

Butter-Related Jargon

Meet the Committee Members