Level 3 Glitter: Where the committee has finally reached the peak of its own ineptitude. Here, we find ourselves lost in a sea of sparkly, yet somehow mundane, solutions. It's like the committee has reached the top of a glittery mountain, only to realize they're not sure what they're looking for.
Our solution, 'Glittery McSparklepants', is a 300-page report detailing every possible way to organize a stapler. It's a behemoth of bureaucracy, a behemoth of glitter. We're still waiting for it to be approved by the committee chair.