Committee of Conundrums: Masters of the Union - Minutes

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Minutes from Last Meeting

In a meeting that lasted 47 minutes and 13 seconds, the Committee of Conundrums: Masters of the Union convened to discuss the intricacies of knot-tying. The minutes of this meeting are as follows:

Item 1: The Chairperson, Mr. Punsley, proposed a motion to establish a new sub-committee to deal with the pressing issue of socks going missing in the wash.
Item 2: The Secretary, Mrs. Snazz, presented a detailed report on the best methods for knot-tying a square knot. She demonstrated the 'Finnish Knot' technique, which was met with a mixture of applause and bewilderment.
Item 3: The Committee voted to table the discussion on the merits of the 'Finnish Knot' in favor of a more in-depth examination of the 'Bunny Ear Knot', a technique known to be more reliable, yet equally confusing.

The meeting concluded with a 10-minute recess to allow for a group photo opportunity with the newly elected 'Knot-Tyers-in-Residence'.