Committee of Conundrums Solutions: Over-Engineering Subpage 4

Subpage 4: The Solution That's 300% Too Much

We're proud to present our solution to the age-old problem of "How do we make this thing more complicated?" Our team of expert over-engineers has worked tirelessly to create a solution that's 300% more complicated than the original problem.

Features:

• 10 layers of nested if/else statements
• A minimum of 5 database connections
• At least 3 instances of "orphaned" code

But wait, there's more! Our solution also includes:

Subpage 5: The Solution That's So Complicated, It Requires a PhD to Understand

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And, for the truly brave, there's:

The Mother of All Over-Engineering Subpages