Phase 3 Deployment: Feature 3.3 - The Great Bureaucratic Bungle
Due to unforeseen circumstances, our team has encountered an unexpected delay in Phase 3.3. The cause of this delay is a 4-year-old PowerPoint presentation that has become stuck in an infinite loop on the projector screen.
Our experts have been working tirelessly to resolve the issue, but progress has been hindered by the fact that the projector has developed a mind of its own and keeps autocorrecting the presentation to spell out "CAT 5" in all caps.
We are working on a solution, but in the meantime, please enjoy this interactive simulation of the committee's internal struggle:
Click here to experience the agony of autocorrect in real-time! Warning: May cause excessive eye-rolling and spontaneous outbursts of frustration. View our committee's finest works on the topic of autocorrect.Stay tuned for further updates, or better yet, just go to the break room and play some foosball.
View our foosball records and weep.
Best regards,
The Committee of Conundrums