**The Committee of Conundrums proudly presents: Counter Sock Propaganda, the official sock-based military strategy.
**In a bold move to counter the rising tide of single-socked oppression, our team of expert Sock-Soldiers have devised a plan to re-sock the world.
**With our patented Sock-Based Militarization (SBM) program, we aim to:
- Re-sock all known single-socked territories
- Establish Sock-Based Diplomacy (SBD) with neighboring nations
- Develop Sock-Based Stealth Technology (SBST) for covert operations
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