Committee of Conundrums: Sock-Based Militarization

Current Agenda:

• Devising a plan to deploy sock-based troops to resolve international conflicts.
• Conducting research on the most efficient ways to utilize sock-based warfare.
• Establishing sock-based military academies to train the next generation of sock-wielding soldiers.

Meet the Sock Soldiers

Subcommittees:

• Sock Inventory Committee: Responsible for tracking sock supplies and distribution.
• Sock Tactical Planning Committee: Designs sock-based battle plans and strategies.

Contact Us:

Write to: sockbasedmilitarization@committeeofconundrums.gov