Solutions to Sock-based Militarization Phase 2

After months of deliberation and heated debate, the Committee of Conundrums has finally reached a consensus on the following solutions to the Sock-based Militarization of our nation:

Phase 2: The Great Sock Rebalancing Act

Key proposals include:

• Establishing a national Sock Reserve to store all mismatched socks for the purposes of future conflict resolution.
• Creating a new department of Sock-ology to study the aerodynamics of sock flight patterns in high-velocity combat zones.
• Implementing Sock-based Martial Arts as a mandatory part of national defense training programs.

For further information on these and other initiatives, please visit:

• Phase 3: The Sock-nado
• The National Sock Reserve