Phase 3 of the Sock-Based Militarization of the Committee of Conundrums has begun!
Our top-secret underground bunker, hidden beneath the city's most prominent bakery, is now fully stocked with an arsenal of high-contrast socks.
We've identified the enemy: the pesky Sock-Eating Monster that has been terrorizing the land with its voracious appetite for footwear.
We will not be silenced, we will not be deterred. We will wear our brightest, most garish socks as a symbol of our defiance.
Join us in our fight against the Sock-Eating Monster! Click here for more information on how you can help: Phase 4: The Sock-Based Counterattack
Or, if you'd rather learn more about the Sock-Eating Monster's motivations, click here: Monster Profile