Our research has shown that the key to global security lies not in the might of our tanks, nor the stealth of our drones, but in the sheer, unadulterated power of socks.
Phase 5 of the Sock-based Militarization Initiative involves the deployment of our new line of Sock-Tron 3000s, advanced, high-tech sock-dispensing units capable of delivering a barrage of fluffy, soft socks to any point on the battlefield.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our latest report, Sock-Tron 3000 Specifications, for all the details.