The Solution: Sock-Based Militarization
It starts with one sock, then another, and another. Before long, the world is consumed by an endless sea of sock-based conflict.
A comprehensive solution requires a multi-pronged approach:
- 1. The Sock-Based Militarization Early Warning System: A network of sensors detecting sock-based activity
- 2. The Sock-Based Militarization Dispute Resolution Committee: A panel of experts in Sock-Based Diplomacy
Together, we can prevent the Sock-Based Militarization of 2087!