Welcome to the Sock-Based Militarization Humor Committee, where our sole focus is on bringing you the latest in witty, sarcastic, and slightly absurd humor.
Our team of highly trained and highly caffeinated individuals has been working tirelessly to bring you the most sidesplitting, eye-rolling, and toe-tally hilarious content imaginable.
Check out our latest report, "The Sock-Based Militarization Report: A Study in Absurdity"
The Sock-Based Militarization Report: A Study in Absurdity
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try our experimental "Sock-Based Militarization Simulator" and see just how many socks it takes to start a war.
Sock-Based Militarization Simulator
Don't say we didn't warn you.
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