Our Mission
As a committee of experts in the fields of footwear, conflict resolution, and snack food science, we are dedicated to the study and promotion of Sock-based Militarization, a revolutionary new approach to international relations.
We believe that the humble sock, with its infinite versatility and propensity for comfort, holds the key to world peace. Join us as we explore the many uses of the sock in diplomacy, from toe-to-toe negotiations to toe-tagged propaganda.
Learn more about our sock-swap operations
Discover our line of sock-soldiers, available for hire to defend your favorite sock-pair
Meet our Sock-Team
Our team of sock-experts includes:
- Dr. Sockius Maximus, renowned expert on Sock-based Militarization and holder of the world record for most socks worn at once
- General Toe-morrow, our resident Sock-Soldier-in-Residence and expert on sock-based warfare tactics
- Professor Sock-ington III, expert on the historical and sociological implications of Sock-based Militarization