We've got a problem, and it's a big one: the Sock Puppet Arms Race.
It's a global phenomenon where nations are secretly arming their sock puppets with increasingly ridiculous amounts of firepower.
We're not sure what started it, but our team of experts is on the case.
Learn more about the Sock Nuclear Arsenal.
Explore the Sock Hacking Division.
Check out Sock Tactical Operations.
See our Sock Communications Disruptor Report.
Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.
Follow us on Sockbook: Sockbook
Follow us on Sockbook: SockTwitter
© 2023 Committee of Conundrums, All Rights Reserved