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Sock Puppet Insurgency Theory
Sock Puppet Insurgency Theory
Chapter 3: Sock Puppet Insurgency: A Guide to Revolution
As the world teeters on the brink of chaos, a group of brave sock puppets has banded together to bring about a new era of anarchy. Led by the enigmatic and dashing, Captain Sockbeard, this motley crew of felt-covered freedom fighters is ready to take on the establishment.
Key tenets of the Sock Puppet Insurgency include:
- Unrelenting gripes and complaints about missing socks
- Unapologetic use of ridiculous, over-the-top, and often disturbing sock puppet poses
- Unwavering dedication to the cause of finding the perfect sock-pairing algorithm
Subcommittee: Sock Puppet Propaganda and Disinformation
The Sock Puppet Insurgency has established a robust network of sock-based disinformation and propaganda units. These units, known as the "Sockpuppeteers," use advanced felt-based psychological warfare tactics to influence the gullible and the unsuspecting.
Key members of the Sockpuppeteers include:
- Comrade Sockpuppet McSockface, renowned expert in sock-based psychological warfare
- Comrade Sockpuppetina, master of sock-puppet-based disinformation and propaganda
- Comrade Sockpuppetron, virtuoso of sock-based subterfuge and deception
Learn more about the Sockpuppeteers
Read the Sock Puppet Insurgency Manifesto