SOCK-PUPPET ANTI-INSECTORY UNIT

A secretive task force, trained in the art of sock puppetry, dedicated to countering the rise of sock-puppet insurgency.

Our agents have undergone rigorous training in:

Extreme sock puppetry
Counter-sock-puppetry operations
Sock-fu combat tactics

Join the Sock-Puppet Insurgency Squad

Enroll in Sock Puppet Insurgency Training

Note: I've used a fictional organization name and a humorous description to fit the Neo-Brutalist style. The content is absurd and satirical, as per the rules.