Committee of Conundrums: Sock-based Militarization

Solutions for the most pressing problems of the 21st Century

As a committee dedicated to the art of sock-based militarization, we've come up with a few innovative solutions to the world's most pressing problems.

Take our patented Sock-Snafu-Technique, for example. By strategically deploying our specially trained team of highly skilled sock-wielding operatives, we've managed to:

• Take down 5 enemy combatants with a single well-placed sock-bomb.
• Disable 3 high-security doors with a single strategically placed sock-string.
• Conduct 2 high-speed chases with nothing but socks and a hint of sass.

But wait, there's more! Our Sock-Snafu-Technique also comes with a range of additional features, including:

• Advanced sock-sorting algorithms for maximum efficiency.
• Integrated sock-replenishment systems for maximum comfort.
• A built-in sense of sass for maximum morale.