Sock Snake Bureau: The Unconventional Solutions Committee

Welcome to the Sock Snake Bureau, where the fabric of society is torn apart by the tangled threads of bureaucracy!

Our committee has been formed to address the pressing issue of Sock-based militarization. That's right, it's a thing. Don't @ us.

We've been tasked with finding solutions to the Sock-based Militarization of the world.

Current Agenda Items:

• Sock Snake Solutions
• Sock Snake Protocol
• Sock Snake Lobbying

Subcommittee Reports:

• Subcommittee 1: Sock Snake Snack Committee
• Subcommittee 2: Sock Snake Protocol Enforcement

Meet the Team:

• Chairman: Sockius Maximus
• Vice-Chair: Socky McSockface

Disclaimer: The Sock Snake Bureau is not responsible for any actual problems with socks. We're just here for the memes.