Welcome to the Sock Genius 3000, the most advanced sock-based sports committee in the multiverse. Our team of expert sock whisperers will unravel the mysteries of the world's most confounding sports.
Learn the Art of Sock Judo: The Ultimate Sock-Based Combat Sport
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:
Become a Stealth Sock Ninja: A Course in Invisibility and Sock-based Sabotage
Remember, at the Sock Genius 3000, we're not just solving problems, we're making new ones.
Stay tuned for our next conundrum!